Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...)

Tourterelle wrote:

"And I don't just surf the Internet!"

Wow...

Who said that?

"And I don't just surf the Internet!"

Wow...

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

I'm really wondering if SMeyer forced them to put those cheesy lines like "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" "You are my life now" Actually, the "Twilight Before Christmas" was waaaaay better.

I wouldn't be surprised. She seemed to influence them in other ways; the diner scene, for example- she got her own little part.

I passed that a few minutes ago (she's with Ed for the second time in biology now) but I couldn't see Smeyer.

Oh, I was so annoyed with her little cameo appearance. Very big-headed of her. I was rolling my eyes during those five seconds.

I don't know how I'll survive the New Moon film. I will watch it in theaters, of course, for the laughs. Bella being all psychotic is what I'm worrying about.

God, Kristen needs to stop twitching. In all these close-ups, she twitches like mad.

(Damn, the van JUST missed her.)

99% of the scenes are full of close-ups. Jesus Christ.

That was very scary. I haven't seen the entire movie, but based on the pictures and the clips I saw........YIKES!

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Oh...I sense all this negative energy here. Whats up with that?

Oh, for you guys who saw the movie, what was the worst part, in your opinion?

We probably should stop.

I can't pick a worst moment yet; I'm only 30 minutes or so in.

Oh...I sense all this negative energy here. Whats up with that?

Oh, for you guys who saw the movie, what was the worst part, in your opinion?

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

I'm really wondering if SMeyer forced them to put those cheesy lines like "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" "You are my life now" Actually, the "Twilight Before Christmas" was waaaaay better.

I wouldn't be surprised. She seemed to influence them in other ways; the diner scene, for example- she got her own little part.

I passed that a few minutes ago (she's with Ed for the second time in biology now) but I couldn't see Smeyer.

Oh, I was so annoyed with her little cameo appearance. Very big-headed of her. I was rolling my eyes during those five seconds.

I don't know how I'll survive the New Moon film. I will watch it in theaters, of course, for the laughs. Bella being all psychotic is what I'm worrying about.

I couldn't see her. Where exactly was she?

Eh, New Moon will be pretty bad. At least Jacob is better than Ed, though.

God, Kristen needs to stop twitching. In all these close-ups, she twitches like mad.

(Damn, the van JUST missed her.)

There's another diner scene after the first one. I think it's in the middle of the movie. The waitress will say, "Here's your veggie burger, Ms. Stephenie" and she'll be like, "Thanks." She's the big whale in the laptop.

Conceited. I wonder if she asked for it, or if the director offered?

Okay, I'm keeping my eyes peeled for the whale.

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

I'm really wondering if SMeyer forced them to put those cheesy lines like "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" "You are my life now" Actually, the "Twilight Before Christmas" was waaaaay better.

I wouldn't be surprised. She seemed to influence them in other ways; the diner scene, for example- she got her own little part.

I passed that a few minutes ago (she's with Ed for the second time in biology now) but I couldn't see Smeyer.

Oh, I was so annoyed with her little cameo appearance. Very big-headed of her. I was rolling my eyes during those five seconds.

I don't know how I'll survive the New Moon film. I will watch it in theaters, of course, for the laughs. Bella being all psychotic is what I'm worrying about.

God, Kristen needs to stop twitching. In all these close-ups, she twitches like mad.

(Damn, the van JUST missed her.)

99% of the scenes are full of close-ups. Jesus Christ.

Solveig wrote:

There were a few scenes I could hardly endure... You know, in German we talk about "fremdschämen" - a rough translations would be embarrassment by proxy. I just cringed on their behalf... The heroin thing was bad, yes, but not as bad as "Ask me the most basic question"... My first thought was "Of course she will, you jerk, she hardly can do anything beyond the most basic stuff!"

I was startled when Edward shouted, "As if you could FIGHT ME OFF!!!" and "As if you could outrun me!!!" I was like, "Whooaa...pretty sudden, don't cha think?"

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

I'm really wondering if SMeyer forced them to put those cheesy lines like "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" "You are my life now" Actually, the "Twilight Before Christmas" was waaaaay better.

I wouldn't be surprised. She seemed to influence them in other ways; the diner scene, for example- she got her own little part.

I passed that a few minutes ago (she's with Ed for the second time in biology now) but I couldn't see Smeyer.

Oh, I was so annoyed with her little cameo appearance. Very big-headed of her. I was rolling my eyes during those five seconds.

I don't know how I'll survive the New Moon film. I will watch it in theaters, of course, for the laughs. Bella being all psychotic is what I'm worrying about.

I couldn't see her. Where exactly was she?

Eh, New Moon will be pretty bad. At least Jacob is better than Ed, though.

God, Kristen needs to stop twitching. In all these close-ups, she twitches like mad.

(Damn, the van JUST missed her.)

There's another diner scene after the first one. I think it's in the middle of the movie. The waitress will say, "Here's your veggie burger, Ms. Stephenie" and she'll be like, "Thanks." She's the big whale in the laptop.

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Do you know what I'm wondering now? I have GOT to see Breaking Dawn on screen. I'd love to see what happens with that...LOL!

BD would be horrible- really boring!

Boring or funny? Though, we all agree on horrible!

Well, the book had no climax at the end; everyone would gather together and then boom, it's done. Nothing.

They can't possibly skip the "And then we moved on into this perfect piece of our forever." (Somewhere along those lines )

Blaaargh. *puke*

Tourterelle wrote:

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Do you know what I'm wondering now? I have GOT to see Breaking Dawn on screen. I'd love to see what happens with that...LOL!

BD would be horrible- really boring!

Boring or funny? Though, we all agree on horrible!

Well, the book had no climax at the end; everyone would gather together and then boom, it's done. Nothing.

They can't possibly skip the "And then we moved on into this perfect piece of our forever." (Somewhere along those lines )

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

I'm really wondering if SMeyer forced them to put those cheesy lines like "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" "You are my life now" Actually, the "Twilight Before Christmas" was waaaaay better.

I wouldn't be surprised. She seemed to influence them in other ways; the diner scene, for example- she got her own little part.

I passed that a few minutes ago (she's with Ed for the second time in biology now) but I couldn't see Smeyer.

Oh, I was so annoyed with her little cameo appearance. Very big-headed of her. I was rolling my eyes during those five seconds.

I don't know how I'll survive the New Moon film. I will watch it in theaters, of course, for the laughs. Bella being all psychotic is what I'm worrying about.

I couldn't see her. Where exactly was she?

Eh, New Moon will be pretty bad. At least Jacob is better than Ed, though.

God, Kristen needs to stop twitching. In all these close-ups, she twitches like mad.

(Damn, the van JUST missed her.)

There were a few scenes I could hardly endure... You know, in German we talk about "fremdschämen" - a rough translations would be embarrassment by proxy. I just cringed on their behalf... The heroin thing was bad, yes, but not as bad as "Ask me the most basic question"... My first thought was "Of course she will, you jerk, she hardly can do anything beyond the most basic stuff!"

Tourterelle wrote:

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

I'm really wondering if SMeyer forced them to put those cheesy lines like "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" "You are my life now" Actually, the "Twilight Before Christmas" was waaaaay better.

I wouldn't be surprised. She seemed to influence them in other ways; the diner scene, for example- she got her own little part.

I passed that a few minutes ago (she's with Ed for the second time in biology now) but I couldn't see Smeyer.

Oh, I was so annoyed with her little cameo appearance. Very big-headed of her. I was rolling my eyes during those five seconds.

I don't know how I'll survive the New Moon film. I will watch it in theaters, of course, for the laughs. Bella being all psychotic is what I'm worrying about.

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Do you know what I'm wondering now? I have GOT to see Breaking Dawn on screen. I'd love to see what happens with that...LOL!

BD would be horrible- really boring!

Boring or funny? Though, we all agree on horrible!

Well, the book had no climax at the end; everyone would gather together and then boom, it's done. Nothing.

Tourterelle wrote:

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Do you know what I'm wondering now? I have GOT to see Breaking Dawn on screen. I'd love to see what happens with that...LOL!

BD would be horrible- really boring!

Boring or funny? Though, we all agree on horrible!

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

I'm really wondering if SMeyer forced them to put those cheesy lines like "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" "You are my life now" Actually, the "Twilight Before Christmas" was waaaaay better.

I think SMeyer was on the sets of Twilight, so she supervised almost everything. Why am I not surprised at the end result?

I absolutely LOVED "Twilight Before Christmas"!

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

I'm really wondering if SMeyer forced them to put those cheesy lines like "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" "You are my life now" Actually, the "Twilight Before Christmas" was waaaaay better.

I wouldn't be surprised. She seemed to influence them in other ways; the diner scene, for example- she got her own little part.

I passed that a few minutes ago (she's with Ed for the second time in biology now) but I couldn't see Smeyer.

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Do you know what I'm wondering now? I have GOT to see Breaking Dawn on screen. I'd love to see what happens with that...LOL!

God, yes. I would eagerly watch that on film. More comedy!! Just make sure to bring barf bags.

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:

Do you know what I'm wondering now? I have GOT to see Breaking Dawn on screen. I'd love to see what happens with that...LOL!

BD would be horrible- really boring!

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

I'm really wondering if SMeyer forced them to put those cheesy lines like "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" "You are my life now" Actually, the "Twilight Before Christmas" was waaaaay better.

Do you know what I'm wondering now? I have GOT to see Breaking Dawn on screen. I'd love to see what happens with that...LOL!

Louisa Lynn wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Really? People said that she was good. Her most famous role is playing Jodie Foster's daughter in Panic Room.

In Speak? Nooo.

I've never seen Panic Room, so I can't say about that either.

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

Have some water, Solveig.

Did you crack up at her stuttering in the hospital? I almost died of laughter. The "skin of a killer" line was so cheesy and...pathetic!

Solveig wrote:

Tourterelle wrote:

Solveig wrote:

I'm done. I feel sick. Really, really sick. They've murdered the romance genre in movies. And they've murdered Cedric Diggory a second time.

And Kristen (Kirsten?) sucks at acting.

Bummer, I need some really good movie now. Something to challenge my mind. I'll ask my mum if I can borrow "Bob the builder".

I just started watching it. Right now, she's talking to Eric; she's acting like a snob.

You're right, she can't act. Have you ever watched Speak? She was horrible in it.

Just wait till you come to the "I'm only afraid of losing you" part. I laughed so hard I nearly barfed. They may have butchered cinematography, but they re-invented the word "sloppy".

God yes.

She just finished having an intense scene with Ed in biology and the background music is really ridiculous.