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Kelsey
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Dictionary Definition : Kelsey-- Frequently called "Kels," this female specimen of Homo Sapiens belongs to the Literary Cabinet universe. Although she is a young member, she has shown her maturity to be above other species, sometimes. "Kelsey" can behave quite crazy in her own right. One of her most noticeable traits is paranoia and knowledge of trolls.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
 | | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:25 pm | |
| I watched it on MovieDorm a few weeks ago. A bad, bad movie.
To catch me up: Johnny Depp is my favorite actor, but I don't think of him as "hot" outside of PotC. Alan Rickman is great, but not "hot." | |
| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:00 pm | |
| Okay, edited out.  Zara, I e-mailed you the link. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:50 pm | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Well, I'm done.
Wasted a couple of hours. 
Hey, at least you survived. Look at it like that? So, was there anything that was significantly better than everything else? What was the worst part?
By the way, could you PM the link you used to me? Thanks... Well, Alice was probably the best character. Worst part? I couldn't pick; I hated Bella narrating, though. Link edited out for security reasons - I don't want them to come here  Version #12 (split into 6 parts) was the one that worked; a few of the others didn't. | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:39 pm | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Well, I'm done.
Wasted a couple of hours. Hey, at least you survived. Look at it like that? So, was there anything that was significantly better than everything else? What was the worst part? By the way, could you PM the link you used to me? Thanks... | |
| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:33 pm | |
| Well, I'm done. Wasted a couple of hours. | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:11 pm | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:10 pm | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- You were right before though, Solveig; Alice is actually good in this movie!
You know what I found funny, though? All the rabid fans at my school who loved the movie said that Alice was the only bad part. Then everybody else said that Alice was the only reason they survived the torture. Oh, wow. Why would they think that? She's actually doing well. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:08 pm | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- You were right before though, Solveig; Alice is actually good in this movie!
You know what I found funny, though? All the rabid fans at my school who loved the movie said that Alice was the only bad part. Then everybody else said that Alice was the only reason they survived the torture. | |
| | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:04 pm | |
| BWAHAHA. That script was so right; they hissed like a couple of fifth graders pretending to be vampires. | |
| | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:03 pm | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:01 pm | |
| - Solveig wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Solveig wrote:
- Well, I guess we all agree that she's a retard
 Was anyone else bothered by the lack of colour? I really don't know why, it somehow really made me nervous, all this gray...
I know what you mean. It was so dark!
Ugh, this baseball scene is the cheesiest yet. The musix, the effects... 
I actually found that quite relieving. Twenty seconds without intense stare. Lovely! I couldn't stand the music, but I did like seeing more than just Ed and Bella's faces. Wait, now we're seeing more close-ups- Laurent's eyeballs, etc. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:01 pm | |
| You were right before though, Solveig; Alice is actually good in this movie! | |
| | | | Laura
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Number of posts : 2387
Age : 38
Location : Germany
Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are.
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:01 pm | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:00 pm | |
| - Solveig wrote:
- Well, I guess we all agree that she's a retard Was anyone else bothered by the lack of colour? I really don't know why, it somehow really made me nervous, all this gray...
I know what you mean. It was so dark! Ugh, this baseball scene is the cheesiest yet. The musix, the effects... | |
| | | | Laura
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Number of posts : 2387
Age : 38
Location : Germany
Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are.
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:59 pm | |
| Well, I guess we all agree that she's a retard Was anyone else bothered by the lack of colour? I really don't know why, it somehow really made me nervous, all this gray... | |
| | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:58 pm | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:57 pm | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Louisa Lynn wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- "Gambling, tuxedos, and Bond. James Bond."
There was your Bond quote, guys. Just a second ago.
Ick...just as tacky as I though it would be. They actually managed to take something classy and make it something crappy. They just set a new bar for "absolutely horrible".
 Of course. It's their specialty.
Did the same to Wuthering Heights.
What? They ruined James Bond AND Wuthering Heights?
NOOOOO!!!!!
Well, not in the movie (so far). Didn't they talk about it a lot in the books, though?
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These effects are really cheesy; him running, climbing a tree, etc. Ugh.
Thankfully, there was no mention of Wuthering Heights in the movie. But they mention it in the book a lot of times.
I know. It's so lame. Tree climbing? YAWN.
I know. It was an attempt to make Bella seem so deep and different. Yeah, like it worked.
I'm pretty sure that Wuthering Heights was the only proof that Bella had any brain whatsoever......unfortunately, I wasn't convinced. That wasn't enough to make her seem smart, especially after she fell in love with the stalker. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:57 pm | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Louisa Lynn wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- "Gambling, tuxedos, and Bond. James Bond."
There was your Bond quote, guys. Just a second ago.
Ick...just as tacky as I though it would be. They actually managed to take something classy and make it something crappy. They just set a new bar for "absolutely horrible".
Of course. It's their specialty.
Did the same to Wuthering Heights.
What? They ruined James Bond AND Wuthering Heights?
NOOOOO!!!!!
Well, not in the movie (so far). Didn't they talk about it a lot in the books, though?
-
These effects are really cheesy; him running, climbing a tree, etc. Ugh.
Thankfully, there was no mention of Wuthering Heights in the movie. But they mention it in the book a lot of times.
I know. It's so lame. Tree climbing? YAWN.
I know. It was an attempt to make Bella seem so deep and different. Yeah, like it worked. I'm pretty sure that Wuthering Heights was the only proof that Bella had any brain whatsoever......unfortunately, I wasn't convinced. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:55 pm | |
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| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:53 pm | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- "Gambling, tuxedos, and Bond. James Bond."
There was your Bond quote, guys. Just a second ago.
Ick...just as tacky as I though it would be. They actually managed to take something classy and make it something crappy. They just set a new bar for "absolutely horrible".
Of course. It's their specialty.
Did the same to Wuthering Heights.
What? They ruined James Bond AND Wuthering Heights?
NOOOOO!!!!!
Well, not in the movie (so far). Didn't they talk about it a lot in the books, though?
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These effects are really cheesy; him running, climbing a tree, etc. Ugh. Thankfully, there was no mention of Wuthering Heights in the movie. But they mention it in the book a lot of times. I know. It's so lame. Tree climbing? YAWN. | |
| | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
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