Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:51 pm
Oh good LORD.
There was Stephenie Meyer, smack dab in the middle of the screen, not even hidden or off to the side.
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:48 pm
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
"Gambling, tuxedos, and Bond. James Bond."
There was your Bond quote, guys. Just a second ago.
Ick...just as tacky as I though it would be. They actually managed to take something classy and make it something crappy. They just set a new bar for "absolutely horrible".
Of course. It's their specialty.
Did the same to Wuthering Heights.
What? They ruined James Bond AND Wuthering Heights?
NOOOOO!!!!!
Well, not in the movie (so far). Didn't they talk about it a lot in the books, though?
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These effects are really cheesy; him running, climbing a tree, etc. Ugh.
Zara Mikazuki Guru
Number of posts : 4826 Age : 33 Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating. Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:47 pm
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
"Gambling, tuxedos, and Bond. James Bond."
There was your Bond quote, guys. Just a second ago.
Ick...just as tacky as I though it would be. They actually managed to take something classy and make it something crappy. They just set a new bar for "absolutely horrible".
Of course. It's their specialty.
Did the same to Wuthering Heights.
What? They ruined James Bond AND Wuthering Heights?
NOOOOO!!!!!
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:45 pm
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
"Gambling, tuxedos, and Bond. James Bond."
There was your Bond quote, guys. Just a second ago.
Ick...just as tacky as I though it would be. They actually managed to take something classy and make it something crappy. They just set a new bar for "absolutely horrible".
Of course. It's their specialty.
Did the same to Wuthering Heights.
Zara Mikazuki Guru
Number of posts : 4826 Age : 33 Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating. Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:44 pm
Tourterelle wrote:
"Gambling, tuxedos, and Bond. James Bond."
There was your Bond quote, guys. Just a second ago.
Ick...just as tacky as I though it would be. They actually managed to take something classy and make it something crappy. They just set a new bar for "absolutely horrible".
Zara Mikazuki Guru
Number of posts : 4826 Age : 33 Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating. Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:38 pm
Solveig wrote:
I really loved Diamonds are forever... "Slumber Inc" was just brilliant. And the rat scene! "One of us smell of cheap perfume... never mind."
Today, I was watching Moonraker. Tomorrow, I'll be watching Diamonds are Forever, so I'll get back to you on that...
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:36 pm
"Gambling, tuxedos, and Bond. James Bond."
There was your Bond quote, guys. Just a second ago.
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:34 pm
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Oh, this reminds me of some brilliant spoof I remember watching on YouTube.
Brilliant, actually. Very entertaining, as you'll see.
Laura Admin
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 38 Location : Germany Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are. Registration date : 2008-12-02
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:34 pm
I really loved Diamonds are forever... "Slumber Inc" was just brilliant. And the rat scene! "One of us smells of cheap perfume... never mind."
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Zara Mikazuki Guru
Number of posts : 4826 Age : 33 Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating. Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:32 pm
Oh, this reminds me of some brilliant spoof I remember watching on YouTube.
Brilliant, actually. Very entertaining, as you'll see.
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:32 pm
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Whoo.
I'm at the "You're impossibly fast..." scene in the woods.
Oh good lord, his running was so cheesy. Now, he's flashing the diamond skin.
LOL! I actually saw some of that clip. Pathetic, really.
It is. They try to look so intense but it just doesn't work at all.
Zara Mikazuki Guru
Number of posts : 4826 Age : 33 Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating. Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:31 pm
Tourterelle wrote:
Whoo.
I'm at the "You're impossibly fast..." scene in the woods.
Oh good lord, his running was so cheesy. Now, he's flashing the diamond skin.
LOL! I actually saw some of that clip. Pathetic, really.
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:26 pm
Whoo.
I'm at the "You're impossibly fast..." scene in the woods.
Oh good lord, his running was so cheesy. Now, he's flashing the diamond skin.
Zara Mikazuki Guru
Number of posts : 4826 Age : 33 Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating. Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:25 pm
Personally, I prefer the darker, more violent and ruthless Bonds. That said, I really like Daniel Craig, Sean Connery, and Timothy Dalton. I haven't seen "On Her Majesty's Secret Service", the one with that Australian in it, but he isn't much, so I only counted five Bonds. Although Roger Moore is my least favorite of the five, I really liked him too---I loved all of them.
But in my opinion, Pierce Brosnan looks the most like Bond (in my head, at least) and Timothy Dalton is the one most loyal to the literary Bond.
I'll admit, I was kind of prejudiced against Craig, though, since he was blond and I'd always seen Bond with dark brown hair. But after seeing Casino Royale, all that changed...He's a good example of some question Magda asked on Y!A, whether the actors who portray characters in adaptations need to look like the character. I said that as long as they can play the part, that's good enough.
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Zara Mikazuki Guru
Number of posts : 4826 Age : 33 Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating. Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:22 pm
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Are you in love with the one in the book or the movie? Or both?
Actually, I love both...
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:22 pm
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
James Bond is so much more manly than Edward Cullen can ever dream of becoming...
Eric Yorkie said that.
Really? Eric said that? LOL! At least he has some sense...
Seriously?
Zara Mikazuki Guru
Number of posts : 4826 Age : 33 Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating. Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:21 pm
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
James Bond is so much more manly than Edward Cullen can ever dream of becoming...
Eric Yorkie said that.
Really? Eric said that? LOL! At least he has some sense...
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:20 pm
Solveig wrote:
The only true Bonds were Sean Connery and Roger Moore if you ask me And there were fewer explosions, too...
Nothing wrong with an explosion or two!
Laura Admin
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 38 Location : Germany Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are. Registration date : 2008-12-02
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:17 pm
The only true Bonds were Sean Connery and Roger Moore if you ask me And there were fewer explosions, too...
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:14 pm
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara, did you know they used your James Bond in the movie?
Just a brief line, like so:
"The theme of our prom is BOND. JAMES BOND."
EWWW!!! How DARE they touch my man. I absolutely am in lust with him and stupid Bella has NO right to take him away from me. She can keep her stupid Eddy-kins to herself---just give Bond to me.
James Bond is so much more manly than Edward Cullen can ever dream of becoming...
He is, actually. Which Bond do you like? Daniel Craig?
Louisa Guru
Number of posts : 6193 Age : 92 Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:14 pm
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara, did you know they used your James Bond in the movie?
Just a brief line, like so:
"The theme of our prom is BOND. JAMES BOND."
EWWW!!! How DARE they touch my man. I absolutely am in lust with him and stupid Bella has NO right to take him away from me. She can keep her stupid Eddy-kins to herself---just give Bond to me.
James Bond is so much more manly than Edward Cullen can ever dream of becoming...
Eric Yorkie said that.
Are you in love with the one in the book or the movie? Or both?
Zara Mikazuki Guru
Number of posts : 4826 Age : 33 Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating. Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:12 pm
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara, did you know they used your James Bond in the movie?
Just a brief line, like so:
"The theme of our prom is BOND. JAMES BOND."
EWWW!!! How DARE they touch my man. I absolutely am in lust with him and stupid Bella has NO right to take him away from me. She can keep her stupid Eddy-kins to herself---just give Bond to me.
James Bond is so much more manly than Edward Cullen can ever dream of becoming...
Louisa Guru
Number of posts : 6193 Age : 92 Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:09 pm
Zara, did you know they used your James Bond in the movie?
Just a brief line, like so:
"The theme of our prom is BOND. JAMES BOND."
Louisa Guru
Number of posts : 6193 Age : 92 Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:08 pm
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Oh...I sense all this negative energy here. Whats up with that?
Oh, for you guys who saw the movie, what was the worst part, in your opinion?
Meh, I'm a good girl, I'm a good girl...
Hmmmm...probably the whole meadow scene? The movie dragged on and was full of talking there isn't really much scenes to poke at. Acting, make up and effects were bad.
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...) Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:07 pm
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
"And I don't just surf the Internet!"
Wow...
Who said that?
Eric. Sad, because his character was actually okay before.
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Subject: Re: Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...)
Twilight the movie (no, this isn't really about the book...)
And there were fewer explosions, too... 
