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Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
 | | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:58 pm | |
| - denizenofevil wrote:
- Some kid in my psych. class walked in on his grandparents...twice....ew....horrible!
How do you walk in twice? Wouldn't he have learned something the first time? | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
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denizenofevil
Member
Number of posts : 426
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:57 pm | |
| Some kid in my psych. class walked in on his grandparents...twice....ew....horrible! If I saw that, I'd gouge my eyes out.
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
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Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:32 pm | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Oh, I personally couldn't ask my dad that.
"Hi, have you had your privates checked lately?" 
When my dad got prostate cancer, it led to many awkward conversations. The most memorable of which was when he told us that he had to lose weight in his private area so the doctors could maneuver easily in surgery. It was a serious conversation, but I just burst out laughing.
Is your dad okay now, though?
I don't think I could burst out laughing: I would blush, then run away quickly. He's completely fine. At least I'm assuming so...I'm not going to ask him how his privates are working. | |
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BeautyBlitz
Guru
Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
Awards : 
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:30 pm | |
| My dad doesn't have privates. The only body parts my Dad has are the ones that naturally stick out of your clothing, feet, hands, arms, head, legs...nothing else. My dad doesn't have privates. *please don't burst my delusional bubble*  | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:28 pm | |
| - Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Oh, I personally couldn't ask my dad that.
"Hi, have you had your privates checked lately?"
When my dad got prostate cancer, it led to many awkward conversations. The most memorable of which was when he told us that he had to lose weight in his private area so the doctors could maneuver easily in surgery. It was a serious conversation, but I just burst out laughing. Is your dad okay now, though? I don't think I could burst out laughing: I would blush, then run away quickly. | |
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Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:27 pm | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Oh, I personally couldn't ask my dad that.
"Hi, have you had your privates checked lately?" When my dad got prostate cancer, it led to many awkward conversations. The most memorable of which was when he told us that he had to lose weight in his private area so the doctors could maneuver easily in surgery. It was a serious conversation, but I just burst out laughing. | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:24 pm | |
|  If I asked my dad that, he'd probably think I was mad. | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:23 pm | |
| Oh, I personally couldn't ask my dad that. "Hi, have you had your privates checked lately?" | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:21 pm | |
| Hmm, should I ask my dad if he had his prostate exam? | |
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Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:14 pm | |
| Nothing says Merry Christmas like having a doctor check your privates. Ironic, though. If we had gotten my dad that two years ago, it would have saved us a lot of trouble. | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL EVER!!! Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:08 pm | |
| *Family Guy flashback* | |
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BeautyBlitz
Guru
Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
Awards :
Registration date : 2008-12-02
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