Laura
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Number of posts : 2387
Age : 38
Location : Germany
Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are.
Registration date : 2008-12-02
 |  Subject: Book-a-minute Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:12 pm | |
| Should you ever find yourself in the situation that you need to read a book, but don't have much time... Here's book-a-minute - all the classics in less than a minute!
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml
For example... The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne:
Evil Puritanical Society: Because you have committed adultery, you must wear an 'A'. Harlot! Harlot!
Hester Prynne: ...
(The Evil Puritanical Society SNUBS Hester Prynne.)
Hester Prynne: ...
(They call her NAMES.)
Hester Prynne: ...
(They won't let her play any Evil Puritanical Society GAMES.)
Reverend Dimmesdale: I can't take it anymore. I did it.
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| | Subject: Re: Book-a-minute Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:35 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Book-a-minute Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:01 am | |
| Haha, that is hilarious!  |
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Jen
Aspiring newbie
Number of posts : 117
Age : 38
Location : USA
Registration date : 2010-08-10
| | Subject: Re: Book-a-minute Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:07 pm | |
| I can't stand Hawthorne- but that was hilarious.  | |
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