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Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
 | | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:49 am | |
| How would you help Louisa to kidnap me? C'mon, now. That's just silly.  | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:59 am | |
| Ooh, let me try to get into this cheesy romance business!
Her soft, blond curls framed her heart-shaped face beautifully. I do not think I have seen her this pulchritudinous even after 2 days of being with her. She walked elegantly towards me until I can no longer resist her radiant air.
"Marianna, you are my life, my absolute everything. I cannot live without you. Every day, I must have you or else I'm not complete. I am like a pot addict who cannot survive without his pot. I am like Bill Gates who cannot bear to be away from his computer. You are both, my angel. You are my pot and computer." I kissed her smooth, buttery hand and felt my skin tingle.
"Johnny, I did not know what life was without you. It must have been very despondent, then." She smiled that perfect smile I yearn to see every second of the day. I want her to keep smiling, always.
"I will protect you with all my heart. Even if it means giving up my life, I'll..."
"Hush, my love, and let's not dwell on sad futures. The world is our oyster. Together, we can take on whatever doors open for us. Together."
And then we kissed so passionately that if the building was falling on us, I wouldn't even notice. Dying with Marianna would be heaven.
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*dies* Gag me with a spoon. That was horrible! | |
| | | | BeautyBlitz
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Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
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Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:16 pm | |
| - Louisa Seraphina wrote:
- Ooh, let me try to get into this cheesy romance business!
Her soft, blond curls framed her heart-shaped face beautifully. I do not think I have seen her this pulchritudinous even after 2 days of being with her. She walked elegantly towards me until I can no longer resist her radiant air.
"Marianna, you are my life, my absolute everything. I cannot live without you. Every day, I must have you or else I'm not complete. I am like a pot addict who cannot survive without his pot. I am like Bill Gates who cannot bear to be away from his computer. You are both, my angel. You are my pot and computer." I kissed her smooth, buttery hand and felt my skin tingle.
"Johnny, I did not know what life was without you. It must have been very despondent, then." She smiled that perfect smile I yearn to see every second of the day. I want her to keep smiling, always.
"I will protect you with all my heart. Even if it means giving up my life, I'll..."
"Hush, my love, and let's not dwell on sad futures. The world is our oyster. Together, we can take on whatever doors open for us. Together."
And then we kissed so passionately that if the building was falling on us, I wouldn't even notice. Dying with Marianna would be heaven.
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*dies* Gag me with a spoon. That was horrible! pulchritudinous? That's a mouthful! It wasn't horrible, it was cheesy. that was the point. I loved the "world is our oyster line." That one oozes cheese! Bravo!  | |
| | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:19 pm | |
| LOL, thanks! I can't take cheesiness and it's a wonder that I was able to come up with that.  | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:03 pm | |
| - Louisa Seraphina wrote:
- Ooh, let me try to get into this cheesy romance business!
Her soft, blond curls framed her heart-shaped face beautifully. I do not think I have seen her this pulchritudinous even after 2 days of being with her. She walked elegantly towards me until I can no longer resist her radiant air.
"Marianna, you are my life, my absolute everything. I cannot live without you. Every day, I must have you or else I'm not complete. I am like a pot addict who cannot survive without his pot. I am like Bill Gates who cannot bear to be away from his computer. You are both, my angel. You are my pot and computer." I kissed her smooth, buttery hand and felt my skin tingle.
"Johnny, I did not know what life was without you. It must have been very despondent, then." She smiled that perfect smile I yearn to see every second of the day. I want her to keep smiling, always.
"I will protect you with all my heart. Even if it means giving up my life, I'll..."
"Hush, my love, and let's not dwell on sad futures. The world is our oyster. Together, we can take on whatever doors open for us. Together."
And then we kissed so passionately that if the building was falling on us, I wouldn't even notice. Dying with Marianna would be heaven.
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*dies* Gag me with a spoon. That was horrible! Nice! I'm not sure whose is more cheesy, though...it's a close call! By the way, will you hire me as your assistant/engineer/manager/secretary for *Operation Kidnap Nicholle*? | |
| | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:31 pm | |
| I already have a secretary, so you be the other three! | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:51 pm | |
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| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:57 pm | |
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| | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:06 am | |
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| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:11 am | |
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| | | | BeautyBlitz
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Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
Awards :
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:41 pm | |
| I need a train smilie, so every time you guys derail a thread I can taunt you with it! | |
| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:51 pm | |
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| | | | BeautyBlitz
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Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
Awards :
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
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| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:04 am | |
| - Rodent wrote:
- I need a train smilie, so every time you guys derail a thread I can taunt you with it!
FINE. Since I was the one who got off-topic, I'll get back on-topic. Happy? Just as a little background. 1. In this passage, the female is wearing a davani. It is much like a sari, but there are three pieces: blouse, skirt, and the scarf tha wraps around. It's more comfortable then a sari, so it is basically day-to-day clothing. Of course, it looks elegant, nonetheless. In fact, I think my mom has a ton of davanis from when she was in her late teens, early 20s. This summer, I really want to get a picture of me in a davani (or sari) done. And I'll be sure to post it here on the LC...but I digress. 2. The names I use in the passage are both Arabic: Arisa and Amir. Arisa is the female and Amir is the male. I don't know what it is with me and Arabic names. Heck, my pseudonym of Zara is also Arabic! I digress again. If you can't determine by the end who's the male and who's the female, then you must be the most pathetic creature on the face of the Earth! FINE! On with the uber-cheesy passage: As she stood at the edge of the tall cliff overlooking the endless sea, Arisa felt the gentle zephyr play with her hair and brush by her soft face. As she stood there, contemplating the scene, she felt a pair of strong, muscular arms wrap themselves around her. She felt her hair being brushed aside and a pair of lips on her neck. Arisa's heart beat suddenly started accelerating and she turned around slowly. Amir stood before her, his fierce endless blue eyes, penetrating into her own soft hazel ones.
"How many times must I tell you to not get into any trouble?" He asked, his baritone voice ringing through the air. Arisa felt her heart accelerating. She still could not understand how this perfect man could love her.
"I don't deserve to have him. I'm just being selfish." Arisa though and then turned to leave. After taking a few steps, though, she felt her davani slipping from her shoulder. She glanced back and saw Amir holding the other end of the red davani in his hands. He pulled on the davani, pulling her back towards him.Nope. Can't finish this in one sitting. I tried to include every cliche possible, eh....it's making me sick! AH! I'll try again later. This better suffice for now. I'll go further later. Happy, Mariah? YOU BETTER BE. | |
| | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:08 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
What the fuck? It's bloody perfect!  | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:26 am | |
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| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
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| | | | Louisa
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Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:16 am | |
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| | | | Zara Mikazuki
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Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
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| | | | BeautyBlitz
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Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
Awards :
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:35 am | |
| I'd write another, but I think the cheezy romance part of my brain has permanently shut down.  | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Write the cheesiest romance paragraph you possibly can Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:57 pm | |
| - Rodent wrote:
- I'd write another, but I think the cheezy romance part of my brain has permanently shut down.
I'm definitely writing more (continuing that 2nd one), just for the lolz. But I'm not sure when. Maybe during the Spring Break that begins 1 week from now. | |
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