Have you ever...?

Yeah... Haha...

Have you ever slipped on a Banana Peal?

No, but that would be funny and embarrassing.

Have you ever created a bogus scary story that was obviously lame but people fell for it anyway?

Not that I can remember.

Have you ever been in a food fight?

Yes! Cookies and orange juice at a state-wide math competition! 60-person-fight! Some of the best fun I've ever had

Have you ever tried sleeping or staying awake for more than 24 hours in a row?

Yeah.

Have you ever finished multiple novels in one day?

Hm...no, I always try to finish one a day.

Have you ever gotten chicken pox?

Nope, I never did.

Have you ever gotten the measles?

Nope.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Not that I'm aware of.

Have you ever been to a seance?

Nah. But it would be fun!

Have you ever wished death on your parents out of anger?

Yeah

Have you ever wanted to kill your best friend?

Unfortunately, yes. She'd turned in a whorish gossip girl I didn't know.

Have you ever wished for something and had it come true within the following week?

Not that I can remember.

Have you ever known what someone was going to say before they say it?

Too many times!

Have you ever seen a scene in your dream, then saw it again in real life, sometime later?

Actually, yes. It's the weirdest thing sometimes. I'll have a dream, forget it upon awakening, then see something later in the day that was in the dream and wham! The entire dream is suddenly thrust into my memory.

Have you ever had a lucid dream and tried to question people that were in the dream?

Hm, nope.

Have you ever fainted from heat?

Nah, not yet. I've come close, though.

Have you ever lost control of a horse?

Yes. When I was in Boy Scouts (a misadventure if there ever was one), we were taken horseback riding. My horse decided to separate from the rest and go grazing in a section of woodland that was thick with brambles and thorns. It was not fun being extradited from that.

Have you ever been impaled by really large thorns?

Yes, in kindergarten, while walking home with my then-housekeeper. I was surprised I didn't cry. Maybe because I liked watching the blood.

Have you ever wanted to be a chauffeur?

No, never.

Have you ever watched TV in a limousine?

We don't have limousines back in the Philippines, so no.

Have you ever thought someone was younger than their actual age?

Yeah, based on both maturity and appearance!

Have you ever known an adult who was less than five feet tall?

Yeah!

Have you ever fallen asleep in a library?

Mm, not yet.

Have you ever been to a piano recital?

No, but it sounds fun, though I know most people fall asleep.

Have you ever eaten pancakes without butter?