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Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
 | | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:39 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up* Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound? | |
| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:36 am | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:36 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now. Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....*backs against wall with hands up* | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:33 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane, come to think of it, Zara is the one the nurses don't like.
She's so incredibly delusional, she doesn't think she's inside the loony bin with us! 
WHAT?!?!?!?!
Do I need to remind you, my dear Nicholle, that YOU are the CQ--the crazy one who started the Choco-war???
Now that I think about it, I'm obviously the favorite. But between you two, Jane is clearly superior... 
*whispers to Jane behind Zara's back* See, what did I tell you? Deeeelusssssionnnnallllll....
Don't make Zara angry! We don't know what she's capable of...
You're right. Did you hear about that nurse she murdered? So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false. *Zara pulls out a revolver* AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:30 am | |
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| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:29 am | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:28 am | |
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| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:26 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane, come to think of it, Zara is the one the nurses don't like.
She's so incredibly delusional, she doesn't think she's inside the loony bin with us! WHAT?!?!?!?! Do I need to remind you, my dear Nicholle, that YOU are the CQ--the crazy one who started the Choco-war??? Now that I think about it, I'm obviously the favorite. But between you two, Jane is clearly superior... | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:24 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane, come to think of it, Zara is the one the nurses don't like.
She's so incredibly delusional, she doesn't think she's inside the loony bin with us! Hehehehe....what a nutcase. She doesn't know anything. That's why her jell-o is always mine. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:22 am | |
| Jane, come to think of it, Zara is the one the nurses don't like. She's so incredibly delusional, she doesn't think she's inside the loony bin with us! | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:20 am | |
| Huh...now who do I believe? Both of you are nutcases. I wouldn't be surprised if the nurses were running from the two of you bickering at one another  | |
| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:19 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane? Nicholle? What is going on here? I'm lost...
Nicholle is mad because the asylum nurses like me best!
*picks at scab and glances around frantically with crazy eyes*
Nuh-UHHHH. Zara, she's a liar. Zara listen to me: I was framed and wrongly put in a looney bin. Nicholle is here. She's insane! I need help! | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:17 am | |
| - Jane wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane? Nicholle? What is going on here? I'm lost...
Nicholle is mad because the asylum nurses like me best! *picks at scab and glances around frantically with crazy eyes* Nuh- UHHHH. Zara, she's a liar. | |
| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:16 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane? Nicholle? What is going on here? I'm lost...
Nicholle is mad because the asylum nurses like me best! | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:15 am | |
| Jane? Nicholle? What is going on here? I'm lost... | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:14 am | |
| - Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
Your nurses haven't caught you yet. Why should mine be any smarter?
Besides, they've learned not to put me in a straight jacket.
I swear to God, Jane, if you mention that straight jacket incident one more time, I'm not sharing my Jell-o with you at lunch tomorrow!
Who says I need you to share it? I have plenty other friends here who would gladly give me thir jell-o!
And their meds! That's right, I saw the trade-off!
You're just lucky I didn't tip Nurse Sue off about it.
I need certain medicines. It's purely for my health. And it isn't like you haven't had your fair share of "dealings" either! Pfft. You can't prove anything! | |
| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:11 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
Your nurses haven't caught you yet. Why should mine be any smarter?
Besides, they've learned not to put me in a straight jacket.
I swear to God, Jane, if you mention that straight jacket incident one more time, I'm not sharing my Jell-o with you at lunch tomorrow!
Who says I need you to share it? I have plenty other friends here who would gladly give me thir jell-o!
And their meds! That's right, I saw the trade-off!
You're just lucky I didn't tip Nurse Sue off about it. I need certain medicines. It's purely for my health. And it isn't like you haven't had your fair share of "dealings" either! | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:09 am | |
| - Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
Your nurses haven't caught you yet. Why should mine be any smarter?
Besides, they've learned not to put me in a straight jacket.
I swear to God, Jane, if you mention that straight jacket incident one more time, I'm not sharing my Jell-o with you at lunch tomorrow!
Who says I need you to share it? I have plenty other friends here who would gladly give me thir jell-o! And their meds! That's right, I saw the trade-off! You're just lucky I didn't tip Nurse Sue off about it. | |
| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:07 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
Your nurses haven't caught you yet. Why should mine be any smarter?
Besides, they've learned not to put me in a straight jacket.
I swear to God, Jane, if you mention that straight jacket incident one more time, I'm not sharing my Jell-o with you at lunch tomorrow! Who says I need you to share it? I have plenty other friends here who would gladly give me thir jell-o! | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:04 am | |
| - Jane wrote:
Your nurses haven't caught you yet. Why should mine be any smarter?
Besides, they've learned not to put me in a straight jacket. I swear to God, Jane, if you mention that straight jacket incident one more time, I'm not sharing my Jell-o with you at lunch tomorrow! | |
| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:01 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Solveig wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Solveig wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Solveig wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Solveig wrote:
Attention, Tyler A. and Charles K.: You are dunderheads.
I must be exhausted, because I just spent awhile watching the mouths of those smileys move in unison.
So did I!! Strange, indeed...
Haha...it looks like they're singing along to the song I'm listening to.
If any stranger accidentally comes in here, he'll think we belong to the looney ward 
What, like we don't belong there?
Hmmmm.... 
I'm still wondering which asylum gave some users permission to use the computer...
Speaking of which, Jane, you should probably sneak back into your bedroom before they notice you using the staffroom's computer.
Bwahaha! They'll never catch on...
Come on now, those nurses are a smart bunch. One of these days, they'll hear your evil cackle and come running! Your nurses haven't caught you yet. Why should mine be any smarter? Besides, they've learned not to put me in a straight jacket. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:57 am | |
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| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:56 am | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
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