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Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
 | | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:38 am | |
| - Kelsey wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Kelsey wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Kelsey wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Kelsey wrote:
- And this totally didn't go off on a tangent while I was gone at ALL.
I have one word for you, cherie: Eeyore!
 Good night!
Is everyone leaving now? Maybe I should adjust my three computer hours or something. Nicholle, isn't it only like 8:15 where you are?
Yeah, but I have homework to work on- blech.
Okay, I'm going to stay, but don't think I'm ignoring you- I'm working for once.
Okay! I was afraid I had no one to talk to. I don't have any homework. Since we had exams Thursday (and should have Friday), and a new semester is starting, I had nothing. And we're off till Thursday. I'm just reading and messing around on LC and Y!A (though my Y!A is down today, which makes me sad).
Off until Thursday?  Lucky!
Eh, I wouldn't be sad Y!A is down. Personally, I'm done with it.
Meh, it's getting a bit better. I still like to see my e-friends who haven't (and as far as I know don't plan to) joined here. I don't really have any e-friends left in Y!A who aren't here, so I'm good.  | |
| | | | Kelsey
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Number of posts : 2780
Dictionary Definition : Kelsey-- Frequently called "Kels," this female specimen of Homo Sapiens belongs to the Literary Cabinet universe. Although she is a young member, she has shown her maturity to be above other species, sometimes. "Kelsey" can behave quite crazy in her own right. One of her most noticeable traits is paranoia and knowledge of trolls.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:30 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Kelsey wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Kelsey wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Kelsey wrote:
- And this totally didn't go off on a tangent while I was gone at ALL.
I have one word for you, cherie: Eeyore!
Good night!
Is everyone leaving now? Maybe I should adjust my three computer hours or something. Nicholle, isn't it only like 8:15 where you are?
Yeah, but I have homework to work on- blech.
Okay, I'm going to stay, but don't think I'm ignoring you- I'm working for once.
Okay! I was afraid I had no one to talk to. I don't have any homework. Since we had exams Thursday (and should have Friday), and a new semester is starting, I had nothing. And we're off till Thursday. I'm just reading and messing around on LC and Y!A (though my Y!A is down today, which makes me sad).
Off until Thursday? Lucky!
Eh, I wouldn't be sad Y!A is down. Personally, I'm done with it. Meh, it's getting a bit better. I still like to see my e-friends who haven't (and as far as I know don't plan to) joined here. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:24 am | |
| - Kelsey wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Kelsey wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Kelsey wrote:
- And this totally didn't go off on a tangent while I was gone at ALL.
I have one word for you, cherie: Eeyore!
Good night!
Is everyone leaving now? Maybe I should adjust my three computer hours or something. Nicholle, isn't it only like 8:15 where you are?
Yeah, but I have homework to work on- blech.
Okay, I'm going to stay, but don't think I'm ignoring you- I'm working for once.
Okay! I was afraid I had no one to talk to. I don't have any homework. Since we had exams Thursday (and should have Friday), and a new semester is starting, I had nothing. And we're off till Thursday. I'm just reading and messing around on LC and Y!A (though my Y!A is down today, which makes me sad). Off until Thursday? Lucky! Eh, I wouldn't be sad Y!A is down. Personally, I'm done with it. | |
| | | | Kelsey
Guru
Number of posts : 2780
Dictionary Definition : Kelsey-- Frequently called "Kels," this female specimen of Homo Sapiens belongs to the Literary Cabinet universe. Although she is a young member, she has shown her maturity to be above other species, sometimes. "Kelsey" can behave quite crazy in her own right. One of her most noticeable traits is paranoia and knowledge of trolls.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:20 am | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
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Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:18 am | |
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| | | | Kelsey
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Number of posts : 2780
Dictionary Definition : Kelsey-- Frequently called "Kels," this female specimen of Homo Sapiens belongs to the Literary Cabinet universe. Although she is a young member, she has shown her maturity to be above other species, sometimes. "Kelsey" can behave quite crazy in her own right. One of her most noticeable traits is paranoia and knowledge of trolls.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:11 am | |
| - Kelsey wrote:
- And this totally didn't go off on a tangent while I was gone at ALL.
I have one word for you, cherie: Eeyore! Good night! | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | | | | Kelsey
Guru
Number of posts : 2780
Dictionary Definition : Kelsey-- Frequently called "Kels," this female specimen of Homo Sapiens belongs to the Literary Cabinet universe. Although she is a young member, she has shown her maturity to be above other species, sometimes. "Kelsey" can behave quite crazy in her own right. One of her most noticeable traits is paranoia and knowledge of trolls.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:10 am | |
| And this totally didn't go off on a tangent while I was gone at ALL. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:10 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle*
Okay, okay...kill...AHA! *pulls out huge machine gun from God-knows-where and points it at Zara*
Bring it on, PUNK.
You're kidding. Right? I've got Bond's killer survival skills here. *Pulls out a cannon and points it at Nicholle*
*bonks you on the head with machine gun, knocking you out, and runs* NURSE! Zara committed suicide!
*Zara's sudden fall triggers one of Bond's amazing gadgets, activating the smelling salts*
NURSE! Nichol-- NEVER MIND!!
*Zara uses Bond's amazing Rolex watch that she borrowed to summon a laser beam, thus activating the alarm system and trapping Nicholle in a cage that hangs above a pool filled with man-eating sharks*
BWAHAHAHA!!! How will you escape now, my dear?
You forget, Zara. I am...the CQ! *uses flaming truffles to break open cage, dives into water with sharks, chokes them to death with chocolate and beats another with only fists, then runs to you*
Prepare to dieeeeeee!
Not so fast......
The CQ can't stand up to Bond. Or Zara, for that matter. No matter how hard she tries.
*Zara confiscates Bond-villain's machine that operates by focusing light into a single powerful beam. Zara aims beam toward CQ, thus driving her into a corner---with nowhere to turn.* So, light is shining on me? Oooh, I'm scared now! *darts away* Until tomorrow, evil villain!  I have to work on this project for Interp. of Lit. Goodnight!  | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:10 am | |
| I'd love to fight some more, but since it is obvious, that the laser is going to kill you, I'm going to call it a night and quit procrastinating. In the rare event I see you tomorrow...well...we'll see then. Good night, Nicholle. And good bye...
Last edited by Zara Sahana 007 on Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:10 am; edited 1 time in total | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:08 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle*
Okay, okay...kill...AHA! *pulls out huge machine gun from God-knows-where and points it at Zara*
Bring it on, PUNK.
You're kidding. Right? I've got Bond's killer survival skills here. *Pulls out a cannon and points it at Nicholle*
*bonks you on the head with machine gun, knocking you out, and runs* NURSE! Zara committed suicide!
*Zara's sudden fall triggers one of Bond's amazing gadgets, activating the smelling salts*
NURSE! Nichol-- NEVER MIND!!
*Zara uses Bond's amazing Rolex watch that she borrowed to summon a laser beam, thus activating the alarm system and trapping Nicholle in a cage that hangs above a pool filled with man-eating sharks*
BWAHAHAHA!!! How will you escape now, my dear?
You forget, Zara. I am...the CQ! *uses flaming truffles to break open cage, dives into water with sharks, chokes them to death with chocolate and beats another with only fists, then runs to you*
Prepare to dieeeeeee! Not so fast...... The CQ can't stand up to Bond. Or Zara, for that matter. No matter how hard she tries. *Zara confiscates Bond-villain's machine that operates by focusing light into a single powerful beam. Zara aims beam toward CQ, thus driving her into a corner---with nowhere to turn.* | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:02 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle*
Okay, okay...kill...AHA! *pulls out huge machine gun from God-knows-where and points it at Zara*
Bring it on, PUNK.
You're kidding. Right? I've got Bond's killer survival skills here. *Pulls out a cannon and points it at Nicholle*
*bonks you on the head with machine gun, knocking you out, and runs* NURSE! Zara committed suicide!
*Zara's sudden fall triggers one of Bond's amazing gadgets, activating the smelling salts*
NURSE! Nichol-- NEVER MIND!!
*Zara uses Bond's amazing Rolex watch that she borrowed to summon a laser beam, thus activating the alarm system and trapping Nicholle in a cage that hangs above a pool filled with man-eating sharks*
BWAHAHAHA!!! How will you escape now, my dear? You forget, Zara. I am...the CQ! *uses flaming truffles to break open cage, dives into water with sharks, chokes them to death with chocolate and beats another with only fists, then runs to you* Prepare to dieeeeeee! | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:01 am | |
| And for the record, I didn't make the gadgets up. They are totally legit. | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:01 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle*
Okay, okay...kill...AHA! *pulls out huge machine gun from God-knows-where and points it at Zara*
Bring it on, PUNK.
You're kidding. Right? I've got Bond's killer survival skills here. *Pulls out a cannon and points it at Nicholle*
*bonks you on the head with machine gun, knocking you out, and runs* NURSE! Zara committed suicide! *Zara's sudden fall triggers one of Bond's amazing gadgets, activating the smelling salts* NURSE! Nichol-- NEVER MIND!! *Zara uses Bond's amazing Rolex watch that she borrowed to summon a laser beam, thus activating the alarm system and trapping Nicholle in a cage that hangs above a pool filled with man-eating sharks* BWAHAHAHA!!! How will you escape now, my dear? | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:56 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle*
Okay, okay...kill...AHA! *pulls out huge machine gun from God-knows-where and points it at Zara*
Bring it on, PUNK.
You're kidding. Right? I've got Bond's killer survival skills here. *Pulls out a cannon and points it at Nicholle* *bonks you on the head with machine gun, knocking you out, and runs* NURSE! Zara committed suicide! | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:52 am | |
| - Jane wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle*
Darn. I'm going to miss all the fun. I've got to leave for the night.
Good night, Zara.
Goodbye, Nicholle. Good night, Jane. | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:52 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle*
Okay, okay...kill...AHA! *pulls out huge machine gun from God-knows-where and points it at Zara*
Bring it on, PUNK. You're kidding. Right? I've got Bond's killer survival skills here. *Pulls out a cannon and points it at Nicholle* | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:50 am | |
| - Jane wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle*
Darn. I'm going to miss all the fun. I've got to leave for the night.
Good night, Zara.
Goodbye, Nicholle. Goodnight, Jane. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:49 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle* Okay, okay...kill...AHA! *pulls out huge machine gun from God-knows-where and points it at Zara* Bring it on, PUNK. | |
| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:48 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not.
So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond.............
You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle* Darn. I'm going to miss all the fun. I've got to leave for the night. Good night, Zara. Goodbye, Nicholle. | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:45 am | |
| - Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me!
Lies!
Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not. So I'm supposed to kill her because she dislikes Bond............. You've got a good point. *points revolver at Nicholle* | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:44 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me! So I'm supposed to kill her because she lusts after 80-year-old men? | |
| | | | Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:42 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound?
Traitor!
Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends!
Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me! Lies! Nicholle steals your meds! And she doesn't know a thing about James Bond! I do, because I care about him. Just like I care about you. Come on, Zara. You know Nicholle's crazy. I'm not. | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Paper cuts. How I hate paper cuts. Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:41 am | |
| - Jane wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
So you've FINALLY heard of what I'm capable of. There have been rumors going around about my going crazy over 007 so much that I carry a revolver around. Pssht...it's all false.
*Zara pulls out a revolver*
AHA!!! Hands up...I've got a license to kill. So obey me. Now. Up against the wall. Now.
Okay okay, let's be cool here, Zara. We're allllll friendssssss....
*backs against wall with hands up*
Take Nicholle! She hates you! And you know what? She hates James Bond too. We can be friends, Zara. But not Nicholle. She's better off dead. Just spare me, and we'll cover up Nicholle's murder together. How does that sound? Traitor! Zara, you're my buddy. We both think Tasuki's hot, AND James Bond! We can be friends! Jane's just an evil perv who lusts after 80 year old men! Kill her, not me! | |
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