Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but the reason they won't is because you're in bed with a burning headache.

I wish I could easily edit my artwork digitally.

Granted, but it can only be done in black and white.

I wish there were 28 hours in a day.

Granted, but you'll forever have bad days.

I wish the weekend was 3 days.

Granted, but you'll have much more homework.

I wish I could be magically gifted.

Granted, but being extremely gifted will turn you into a snob.

I wish my printer would never run out of ink.

haha, I'm a snob to begin with.

Granted, but the ink will never be the color you want it to.

We're the only ones carrying on this conversation/game, so I wish that
More people would join.

Granted, but my fingers are so sticky from painting my kitchen tiles that I am afraid I'll end up glued to the keyboard.

I wish they would charge less for furniture.

Granted, but that's because the furniture's old with lots of visible scratches.

I wish this wound on my face would disappear already.

Granted, But it will leave a terrible Scar!!


I wish we didn't have class tomorrow!!!!

Granted, but you'll have to go through the same hell I just went through an hour ago.

I wish my body wasn't aching.

Granted, instead your soul aches.

I wish it were raining.

Granted, but it will be because you're crying tears to earth.


I wish I could find some interesting book to read.

Why certainly, but it's written in Orang-utan.
I wish, I wish... I was a fish! (PETA calls them sea kittens.. crazy bastards.)

Granted, but you will then get hounded by the PETA. HEEEHEHEHE!!



I wish people would stop killing each other.

Granted, they start killing themselves.

I wish PETA hadn't hounded me

By the way, something funky's up with that javascript... Won't let me get emoteicons. Course I just drag em over.

Granted, but you will be hounded by a pack of hounds instead.

I wish the vendors I dealt with would ship material in one container instead of in multiple containers.

(Did you click directly on the emoticon? I am having no problems . Let us know if this continues)

Granted. They put that one container in many others.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted.

Yeah, problem's still around. I click on them and get this little blue outline of a square... Just for the record I'm not a technological handicap

Granted, but now my response is dreadfully boring.

I wish I wasn't starting to feel ill.

Granted, you're already ill.

I wish your response wasn't dreadfully boring .

Granted, but it will be so wonderfully complex you won't understand it and will give up in despair.


I wish there was something funny I could laugh at.

Granted, it happens. But you miss it.

I wish er... I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but it won't happen. Mwahahahaha! (Wow, I think that's the 1st time a wish wasn't granted)

I wish I was more of a party girl instead of freaking out whenever there's a party.

Granted, but everytime there is a party you will be the irritating drunk girl.

I wish I had three weeks off instead of three days off.

Granted, but you will be sick during then.


I wish I could stay up later.

Granted but you will have big eyebags..


I wish my cousin Louisa was here..