Corrupted Wishes

Granted, but jeans would make your legs look stubby and weird.

I wish that these so-called "singers" of today actually had some vocal talent.

Granted, but they would only sing songs you can't stand.

I wish my lunch consisted of more than a sandwich and some celery sticks.

Granted, but it would now consist of a juicy, fatty burger filled with cholesterol, chocolate milk that's high on sugar, and replacing the celery sticks are sugary licorice. Diabetes, anyone?

I wish farmers, carpenters and other social workers are honored for actually doing something for this world, unlike these celebrities who don't even do anything except sing or act, and most of them these days aren't even talented, yet get paid gobs of money on which they spend it on superficial things like jets, clothes, shoes, handbags and paraded around like they solved AIDS.

Granted, but you'll find out that it's actually horrible there and your roommate is a sadistic emo try-hard who's addicted to peanuts.

I wish my life was perfect.

Granted, but with no challenges you would live in perpetual, grinding boredom.

I wish the PM feature on this new skin would be fixed soon!

Granted, but no one would send you PMs.

I wish I was as smart as Einstein regarding Math.

Granted, but you wouldn't know a thing about anything else.

I wish I didn't have a scratch on my leg from the sharp claws of my in-law's dog.

Granted, but it will be rabies instead.

I wish I could find that chunky belt of mine.

Granted, but it will be falling apart.

I wish I had a vacation coming sometime soon.

Granted, but it will only be for one day.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

Granted, but your hearing will decrease by half.

I wish I had more time for reading.

Granted, but you won't have time for anything else.

I wish I knew how to speak Japanese.

Granted, But you will only learn the Bad words of Japanese...



I wish that the episodes of True Blood season 2 would go out in Cinemax already..and also be cool..

Granted, but you will suddenly run out of money, and not be able to see them.

Where's your wish?


I wish I could kill him!!!!!!!

Granted, but you'll burn in hell for your misdeed.

I wish there were no more serial killers, terrorists, rapists, stalkers and the like.

Granted, but somehow you will want them back for something...



I wish He would be a kind and Caring Bf and almost perfect...

Granted, but he'll be so perfect that he can't do normal things without causing a scene with his perfection, and it would piss you off.

I wish it wasn't so cold right now.

Who's he?


Anyways, granted, but only because the sun got too close and burnt the world up.


I wish I could laugh at Twihards without running away for fear of getting clunked on the head.

Granted, but their reactions will be poker-faced instead and you'll be embarrassed.

I wish I had inspiration to write.

Granted, but then you would lose interest in everything else.

I wish I could stay on here longer this morning (but I can't-boss is coming).

Granted, but there wouldn't be anything to do here, other than Games.

I wish wounds healed within 24 hours.

Granted, but then you would forget how they happened and do the same thing to yourself again.

I wish I weren't so tired.

Granted, but you'd have so much energy to spare that you'd want to do the things that are hard to do instead of the things you like.

I wish my parents weren't dragging me to go out.