Would you rather...?

American warehouse! Mexico is SCARY. End of story

Would you rather commit suicide by hanging yourself, or by jumping off a cliff?

Jumping off a cliff would feel like flying for a while. Hanging would feel like hanging from my neck until I slowly and painfully stopped breathing. I'll take the cliff.

Would you rather bite or be bitten? Both are germy.

Hmm, depends on whom. Overall ... be bitten. I've gotten bitten before, I guess I could deal with it, but I can't imagine biting anyone!

Would you rather be surrounded by Twilight fans or Stephenie Meyers?

Twilight fans. You can't change SM, but you can change (and tolerate most) fans.

Would you rather meet with James Bond or Indiana Jones? (And don't worry--I love Indy too )

James Bond of course...as long as I wasn't on the business end of his Walther PPK!

Would you rather give up music or movies?

Movies. I can't function without music.

Would you rather serve as a plumber or an electrician?

An electrician. I'll take the risk of electrocution over working on strangers' toilets any day.

Would you rather spend a week on a cruise ship or in an isolated but peaceful mountaintop cabin?

An isolated mountaintop, I think. But I'd have to have lots of supplies.

Would you rather take a hike or go fly a kite? *blink*

Fly a kite, I guess.

Would you rather change your middle name or your first name?

Middle name.

Would you rather watch Hey Arnold or Rugrats?

I have only a vague idea that those two shows are cartoons. I just polled my kids. They have no idea, either. I'll just say Hey Arnold.


Would you rather jump for joy or shout out in glee? (I am fresh out of ideas...obvious, huh?)

(Hey Arnold is great, Paul.)

Jump for joy. I do squeal with glee sometimes, though.

Would you rather tell part of the truth or stretch all of it?

I take it we're trying to hide the truth here? Tell part of it. It makes the fabrication part more convincing.


Would you rather work in a physically demanding environment for a day or attempt to teach a class for a bunch of little hellions for two days?

Little hellions can be tamed.

Would you rather squash a cookie in someone's hair or chuck a water bottle at them? Aly.

Squash a cookie in their hair, for sure.

Would you rather go bungee jumping or skydiving?

Skydiving. There's something about bungee jumping that I just don't trust.


Would you rather go to an art exhibit or see a symphony orchestra?

I'd rather hear the orchestra, I think.

Would you rather see a bunch of modern "art" in an exhibit or a bunch of crushed up soda cans?

There's a difference? At least at the exhibit they might be serving drinks and food, so I'll take that.


Would you rather keep your school schedule the way it is or go to school for eight hours every day for four days a week, having Friday off?

I already go to school for seven hours a day, so an extra hour a day and one less day would be wonderful.

Would you rather wear a top hat or a bowtie?

A top hat. I don't like ties, but I'll wear them if I have to.


Would you rather travel for one year or relax while you are taken care of for one year?

Travel for one year. I don't usually like being taken care of.

Would you rather watch newscasters duke it out on CNN or see an actual fight?

Er, I think I'll take the actual fight.

Would you rather hate or be hated?

It depends on whom would hate me and whether I'd have to deal with it. But being hated by someone you don't really care about and never deal with is THEIR problem, not mine.

Would you rather have a terrace or a balcony?

Balcony. I like the height.

Would you rather experience a 24-hour-a-day week sunshine, or a 24-hour-a-day week darkness---assuming you were in a location where the days were 70-80F. and nights were 60-70F, and one day out of the seven was drizzling.

I'll take the sunshine and make sure I have dark drapes that are pulled shut tight when it was time to sleep.


Would you rather be bald for one day or have hair to your ankles that you couldn't do anything with for one day?