LOL Limericks!

Soon the trees will be covered with leaves
And soon I'll be starting to sneeze
An itch in my eyes
As the pollen flies
As allergies bring me to my knees.

Next: Visitors

Visitor come to my door
With social skills very poor
I want to ditch
My feet SO itch
But instead I fall to the floor.


(oh, that was crappy)


next: Santa

He has reindeer that fly
Across the chilly night sky
Presents for girls and boys
Filled stockings and toys
They can't catch him no matter how hard they try.

Next: Apples

Apples are so delicious
Biting into one is such bliss
But baking them in pies
Elicits many sighs
No one would ever dare diss.

Next: Typing (on a keyboard)

Fingers flying fast
How long can this last?
Errors and words misspelled
Once again I'm felled
Still, trying is such a blast.

Next: Garden weeds

I sigh at troublesome garden weeds
So numerous seem their many seeds
I start to suspect
Some malicious intent
But nowhere is where this chase leads.


(Oh well, can't say I didn't try)


next: Politics

The big shots all tell us what's right
The little guy can't put up a fight
They tell us they care
But they never share
They are always the same day or night.

Next: Humor

When you're having a bad day,
humor is there to chase the sadness away.
Whether it's a corny joke
or a gag that has you stoked,
you're going to laugh either way.

Next: Supernatural

Is there something beyond our sight
Haunting the corners of the night
There are many who do not believe
Because they cannot perceive
But who's to say who's wrong and who's right?

Next: Marriage

It's time to open new doors
because your soul mate will be yours
Once you commit,
put up with your partner's shit.
You two have a lot of chores.

Next: Holy Week

Time for renewal and rebirth
Time for peace on earth
You spend Easter, you see
With your family
At home in front of the hearth.

Next: Games

Games are for young and old
Some are silly and others are bold
It's always such fun
especially if you won
So gather around and dig for gold.

Next: Family

For the most part, family's alright
Provided they never leave your sight
Some are old,
Some are bold,
Yet sometimes, it's such a plight!

(That sucked hard.)

Next: Blood

Red blood cells and white
Oxygen brought day and night
From your head to your toes
That red river flows
To spill it just wouldn't be right.

Next: Your state/province/country

Texas is such a big state
One that many people do hate
But in reality
It is very pretty
Why I'm here is because of fate!

Next: iPods

I like this little gizmo
that's for listening, uploading and for show!
While my friends squeal with delight,
my wallet and I fight,
because the iPod cost me my dough.

Next: Beach in the wintertime

I sit on the freezing beach,
With the lovely sea out of reach,
I wish I was bold,
But the water's so cold!
In winter it's better to teach.

(TEach!? what!? I needed a rhyme. Whatever)


Next: Pet peeves

People don't understand why
Something so trivial makes me sigh
They are minor, it's true
But they get me mad, yes they do
I cannot shake it no matter how hard I try.

*Paul tries to shake out remnants of brain fart*

Next: Restaurants

The restaurants I go to aren't bad,
but my endless fussing makes the waiters mad.
While the housekeepers rejoice,
I'm making a choice,
whether to get the chicken or salad.

Next: Perez Hilton

Albeit gay and cheesy,
and pretty darn sleazy,
Without hissy fits
and a little more wits,
We'd take Perez easy.

NEXT: cheese dip