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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
 | | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:28 am | |
| Granted, but your boss will have a fit and cut your salary.
I wish I was already Level 7 in Yahoo! Answers. | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:05 pm | |
| Granted, but your account will be suspended soon after.
I wish my school started later. | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:51 pm | |
| Granted, but start later, and it ends later.
I wish my sister weren't such an idiot. | |
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Paul
Admin
Number of posts : 3518
Location : Rhode Island, USA
Dictionary Definition : Dictionary Definition: Paul-One of the few male LC creatures known to exist, this specimen is one of the eldest in the LC universe. This specimen is known to work long hours but still makes time to commingle with fellow LC denizens. This being has a peculiar sense of humor and has been observed to shun smilies, although this aversion has been lessening as of late.
Registration date : 2009-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:21 pm | |
| Granted, but she will drive you nuts with being overly nice.
I wish my mouse worked better. | |
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Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:03 pm | |
| Granted, but your keyboard will fail!
I wish I got an A+ in English! | |
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Jane
Master
Number of posts : 1077
Age : 30
Location : South Carolina, USA
Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:29 pm | |
| Granted, but you'll fail calculus.
I wish I had more exciting Spring break plans. | |
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Paul
Admin
Number of posts : 3518
Location : Rhode Island, USA
Dictionary Definition : Dictionary Definition: Paul-One of the few male LC creatures known to exist, this specimen is one of the eldest in the LC universe. This specimen is known to work long hours but still makes time to commingle with fellow LC denizens. This being has a peculiar sense of humor and has been observed to shun smilies, although this aversion has been lessening as of late.
Registration date : 2009-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:32 pm | |
| Granted, but the weather will be lousy.
I wish nobody interrupted me when I'm trying to be here. | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:36 pm | |
| Granted, but they will forget about you and your pay, as well.
I wish I could log in during lunchtime for a Games fest! | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:27 am | |
| Granted, but you'll be caught and expelled ...
I wish my stomachache would go away. |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:28 am | |
| Granted, but it will be replaced by more severe pains. I wish I was a ballerina.  | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:30 am | |
| Granted, but everytime you perform your tutu will fall off.
I wish I could abolish world suffering. |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:31 am | |
| Granted, but there will be no joy in the world, either.
I wish 50 was considered "over the hill" instead of 40. | |
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Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:54 am | |
| Granted, but life expectancy will drop to 55 from 80.
I wish I weren't a nail-biter. | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:55 am | |
| Granted, but you will grow a mustache and beard instead. (I bite my nails too, by the way).
I wish I could wear sunglasses. | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:59 am | |
| Granted, but you'll be ridiculed.
I wish it's not vertigo that's causing me to be unbalanced. (What the hell is wrong with me?) | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:00 am | |
| Granted, but it's a deadly disease that's causing you to be unbalanced instead.
I wish I was relaxing in a pool right now. | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:24 am | |
| Granted, but it will be in MY pool.  (Hee hee, just kidding, there's nothing horrible in my pool) I wish I wasn't so lazy today. | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:26 am | |
| Granted, but you will be overloaded with work.
I wish my eyes didn't hurt. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:00 am | |
| Granted, but the reason they don't hurt is because you're blind.
I wish I could clunk Edward Cullen on the head. |
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BeautyBlitz
Guru
Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
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Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:45 am | |
| Granted, but then he'll sweep you off your feet and you'll fall madly in love with him.
I wish I could have another cup of coffee. | |
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Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:59 pm | |
| Granted, but it will taste like crap!
I wish my shoulder would stop aching and itching already! | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:09 pm | |
| Granted, but you'll leg in turn will be itchy and aching.
I wish the printer at home had ink. | |
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Paul
Admin
Number of posts : 3518
Location : Rhode Island, USA
Dictionary Definition : Dictionary Definition: Paul-One of the few male LC creatures known to exist, this specimen is one of the eldest in the LC universe. This specimen is known to work long hours but still makes time to commingle with fellow LC denizens. This being has a peculiar sense of humor and has been observed to shun smilies, although this aversion has been lessening as of late.
Registration date : 2009-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:09 pm | |
| Granted, but it will be the wrong color ink.
I wish people around here at work would leave well enough alone things that don't need fooling around with. | |
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Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:11 pm | |
| Granted but you'll end up screwing everything up! I wish I could eat and type more efficiently | |
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Paul
Admin
Number of posts : 3518
Location : Rhode Island, USA
Dictionary Definition : Dictionary Definition: Paul-One of the few male LC creatures known to exist, this specimen is one of the eldest in the LC universe. This specimen is known to work long hours but still makes time to commingle with fellow LC denizens. This being has a peculiar sense of humor and has been observed to shun smilies, although this aversion has been lessening as of late.
Registration date : 2009-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishes Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:16 pm | |
| Granted, but you will lost track of time and forget about physics class.
I wish I were caught up with what I have to do today. | |
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