Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:13 am
Jane wrote:
Sure.....hey, have you ever heard of Detective Bones?
Nope!
Obviously, we're on different TV schedules or SOMETHING! Didn't you watch One Saturday Morning?
Jane Master
Number of posts : 1077 Age : 30 Location : South Carolina, USA Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:11 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Nighttime is when I hug my pillow for lack of a better hugging object
Ooh, that's a depressing thought.
Me too.
Talking of which, I guess it finally IS pillow-hugging time for me. *sigh*
Good night!!
So long, farewell, to you my friend....goodbye for now, until we meet again.
Wow. Uh, for those who don't know, that was the goodbye song to one of my favorite childhood tv shows: Out of the Box. I was dancing to it a few seconds ago. My stupidity is on a roll tonight....
Wha...? Never heard of it!
My favorite childhood TV show was Recess.
What??!! Never heard of Out of the Box? What about Bear in the Big Blue House? The Rugrats? Rocket Power? Little Bear?
Recess was dumb. I just couldn't get into it like my shows...
Recess? DUMB? No way! That show is the BEST.
I loved Recess.
Sure.....hey, have you ever heard of Detective Bones?
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:08 am
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Nighttime is when I hug my pillow for lack of a better hugging object
Ooh, that's a depressing thought.
Me too.
Talking of which, I guess it finally IS pillow-hugging time for me. *sigh*
Good night!!
So long, farewell, to you my friend....goodbye for now, until we meet again.
Wow. Uh, for those who don't know, that was the goodbye song to one of my favorite childhood tv shows: Out of the Box. I was dancing to it a few seconds ago. My stupidity is on a roll tonight....
Wha...? Never heard of it!
My favorite childhood TV show was Recess.
What??!! Never heard of Out of the Box? What about Bear in the Big Blue House? The Rugrats? Rocket Power? Little Bear?
Recess was dumb. I just couldn't get into it like my shows...
Recess? DUMB? No way! That show is the BEST.
I loved Recess.
Jane Master
Number of posts : 1077 Age : 30 Location : South Carolina, USA Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:07 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Nighttime is when I hug my pillow for lack of a better hugging object
Ooh, that's a depressing thought.
Me too.
Talking of which, I guess it finally IS pillow-hugging time for me. *sigh*
Good night!!
So long, farewell, to you my friend....goodbye for now, until we meet again.
Wow. Uh, for those who don't know, that was the goodbye song to one of my favorite childhood tv shows: Out of the Box. I was dancing to it a few seconds ago. My stupidity is on a roll tonight....
Wha...? Never heard of it!
My favorite childhood TV show was Recess.
What??!! Never heard of Out of the Box? What about Bear in the Big Blue House? The Rugrats? Rocket Power? Little Bear?
Recess was dumb. I just couldn't get into it like my shows...
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:04 am
Jane wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Nighttime is when I hug my pillow for lack of a better hugging object
Ooh, that's a depressing thought.
Me too.
Talking of which, I guess it finally IS pillow-hugging time for me. *sigh*
Good night!!
So long, farewell, to you my friend....goodbye for now, until we meet again.
Wow. Uh, for those who don't know, that was the goodbye song to one of my favorite childhood tv shows: Out of the Box. I was dancing to it a few seconds ago. My stupidity is on a roll tonight....
Wha...? Never heard of it!
My favorite childhood TV show was Recess.
Jane Master
Number of posts : 1077 Age : 30 Location : South Carolina, USA Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:00 am
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Nighttime is when I hug my pillow for lack of a better hugging object
Ooh, that's a depressing thought.
Me too.
Talking of which, I guess it finally IS pillow-hugging time for me. *sigh*
Good night!!
So long, farewell, to you my friend....goodbye for now, until we meet again.
Wow. Uh, for those who don't know, that was the goodbye song to one of my favorite childhood tv shows: Out of the Box. I was dancing to it a few seconds ago. My stupidity is on a roll tonight....
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:58 am
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Nighttime is when I hug my pillow for lack of a better hugging object
Ooh, that's a depressing thought.
Me too.
Talking of which, I guess it finally IS pillow-hugging time for me. *sigh*
Good night!!
Good night!
Laura Admin
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 38 Location : Germany Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are. Registration date : 2008-12-02
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:57 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Nighttime is when I hug my pillow for lack of a better hugging object
Ooh, that's a depressing thought.
Me too.
Talking of which, I guess it finally IS pillow-hugging time for me. *sigh*
Good night!!
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:56 am
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Nighttime is when I hug my pillow for lack of a better hugging object
Ooh, that's a depressing thought.
Me too.
Laura Admin
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 38 Location : Germany Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are. Registration date : 2008-12-02
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:55 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Nighttime is when I hug my pillow for lack of a better hugging object
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:54 am
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Seriously? Not for me.
Okay, after 5 PM is night, then.
Jane Master
Number of posts : 1077 Age : 30 Location : South Carolina, USA Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:48 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Nighttime is when everything goes dark... 4 PM is what I'd call the afternoon.
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:45 am
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
I don't know, what do you call nighttime? I call anything after 4 PM night. It's 6:45 PM here.
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:45 am
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
So how is it nighttime? If it's 7:40 here, shouldn't it be earlier there?
It's 6:44 right now!
Laura Admin
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 38 Location : Germany Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are. Registration date : 2008-12-02
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:45 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
I knew that... But how can it be night over there, when it's night over here? I'm confused.
Jane Master
Number of posts : 1077 Age : 30 Location : South Carolina, USA Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:42 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
So how is it nighttime? If it's 7:40 here, shouldn't it be earlier there?
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:41 am
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Wisconsin, USA. Like my profile says...
Laura Admin
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 38 Location : Germany Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are. Registration date : 2008-12-02
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:39 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
It is?? Where are you??
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:38 am
Jane wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Nah, that's not silly; it is nighttime here!
I missed the step because I'm incredibly blind, though.
Jane Master
Number of posts : 1077 Age : 30 Location : South Carolina, USA Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:37 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
I just had another stupid moment, thanks to this comment. I was about to say, "Well of course you can't see. It's nighttime." Stupid time difference screwed me up.
Jane Master
Number of posts : 1077 Age : 30 Location : South Carolina, USA Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:34 am
Tourterelle wrote:
Jane, you're hilarious. Mind if I add that to my sig?
Of course not. I don't want my lyrical genius to go to waste...
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:33 am
Wait! I thought of one!
I had my glasses off an hour or so ago because I was about to go get them fixed, and I walked out the front door, down the steps, and missed the last step because I couldn't see. I shrieked.
Tourterelle Guru
Number of posts : 7942 Age : 31 Location : Wisconsin, USA Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis. Registration date : 2008-12-03
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:32 am
Jane, you're hilarious. Mind if I add that to my sig?
Laura Admin
Number of posts : 2387 Age : 38 Location : Germany Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are. Registration date : 2008-12-02
Subject: Re: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:31 am
To cheer you up... I feel stupid most of the time
Jane Master
Number of posts : 1077 Age : 30 Location : South Carolina, USA Dictionary Definition : Jane: Also known as "Ally," "Allison," and "freshmeat," this female Homo Sapiens specimen has proven herself a strong member of the Literary Cabinet world. One can recognize "Jane" by her taste in, especially older, men, many of them classic fictional characters, as well as her distinct fear of drama class auditions. Like many of the other species in the Literary Cabinet Universe, she is crazy in her own right. Registration date : 2008-12-04
Subject: Moments of complete and utter stupidity... Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:30 am
I think my brain had a power shortage or something.
I was reading one of Tourterelle's replies, and I just started singing, "Tourterelle, la-da-da, Tourterelle-elle-elle, la-da-da...." I did a little head swinging motion to go with the song, too.
Anyone else felt somewhat stupid lately? I don't want to be alone...
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