The "What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?" Game

Not on your life! My singing voice is a terrible thing to behold.

Would you eat without utensils, using only your fingers, for a month?

Sure. Filipinos do that a lot.

Would you ambush the White House?

Nah.

Would you write a letter to the President?

No. It's a waste of time.

Would you pass on a Beatles one night only concert?

If I had a chance to go, I would, even if there are only two members left alive.

Would you let out a hearty belch in the middle of an opera if someone paid you $100?

Sure! For 100? Definitely!

Would you marry for money and looks?

I'm not sure, all I can say is that my wife did not marry for either one.

Would you eat a steak that looked and smelled delicious, but you weren't sure what animal it came from?

Yes, as long as it tastes as good as it smells!

(Holy sheeeet, Paul, you made me LOL so hard. )

Would you get a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on your arm?

Nah. Although, interesting bit of trivia, we were born on the same day (June 1). If she were alive today she would be 83.

Would you travel back in time to meet a deceased movie star?

(Wow, what a coincidence! I didn't know that when I typed that question. I wonder how Marilyn would look like at 83?)

Hm, only those movie stars that I know. Though I don't know a lot of deceased movie stars.

Would you open a restaurant?

I know people who have, and the amount of trouble and work they put into it verses how much money they make from it makes me say no.

Would you live in medieval times for one week?

Sure. Those times were pretty interesting.

Would you pretend to be a doctor at a hospital?

No. My luck an emergency case would roll in and I would be expected to take care of it.

Would you dive off of one of those really high diving boards into a big pool?

I would! I'm going swimming again tomorrow and I'll definitely jump on their diving board! It's so much fun! ^^

Would you get a mohawk and dye it green?

Not even if I had enough hair on my head to do so.

Would you shave your head to get Sims 3 for free?

No way, I'm not that desperate. Besides, people are claiming that it's way too slow and not really that good. Plus the requirements are so hard that you need to buy a new graphics card otherwise the graphics will end up shitty. Or generally, you have to buy a new computer. Sheesh. I can definitely wait a few more months before buying it cheaply.

Would you swim with a Great White shark?

As long as it was an old, toothless one who had just eaten, sure.

Would you go on an African safari?

Nope, Africa + safari = dangerously dangerous.

Would you undergo a sex change?

Um, no.

Would you take up scuba diving?

Hm, only if I feel adventurous and not my usual homebody attitude.

Would you work for Yahoo! ?

If the pay and benefits were agreeable, why not?

Would you take a high-paying job even if it involved a lot of traveling?

Yes! Then I could say that I went here, there, everywhere, and still get paid a lot!

Would you live in China during the ancient times when there were dynasties and emperors?

No. If I could, I'd beat feet off this mortal plane the minute I could. On to greener pastures, and such. Providing that I don't end up in hell.

Would you host a morning show that airs at 4 am?

If it could be kept fresh and interesting for both the audience and myself, why not?

Would you work a third shift job (11:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m.) for five years if you made good money?