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Guest
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 | | Subject: Pithy Proverbs Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:54 pm | |
| Alright, I got this off another word-game website (sue me) and I thought you would find this fun.
I'll start with a topic, and you have to either make up or find a amusing/pithy quote about it.
Ex:
Marriage
The art of staying a bachelor is keeping a woman on your lap without having her on your hands.
Next:
Royalty
I hope this gets off the ground. If not, let me know and I'll delete it. |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:58 pm | |
| The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance.
Next: Politics | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:45 pm | |
| Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
Next: God | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:44 am | |
| "If anyone says, "I love God," yet hates his brother, he is a liar. For anyone who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot love God, whom he has not seen." I John 4:20
next: food |
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Laura
Admin
Number of posts : 2387
Age : 38
Location : Germany
Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are.
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:24 pm | |
| The belly rules the mind.
NEXT
Parents | |
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Paul
Admin
Number of posts : 3518
Location : Rhode Island, USA
Dictionary Definition : Dictionary Definition: Paul-One of the few male LC creatures known to exist, this specimen is one of the eldest in the LC universe. This specimen is known to work long hours but still makes time to commingle with fellow LC denizens. This being has a peculiar sense of humor and has been observed to shun smilies, although this aversion has been lessening as of late.
Registration date : 2009-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:03 pm | |
| The people you do not understand now will be the person your children will not understand later.
Next: Popular Culture | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:37 pm | |
| The bastard form of mass culture is humiliated repetition... always new books, new programs, new films, news items, but always the same meaning.
Next: School | |
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Paul
Admin
Number of posts : 3518
Location : Rhode Island, USA
Dictionary Definition : Dictionary Definition: Paul-One of the few male LC creatures known to exist, this specimen is one of the eldest in the LC universe. This specimen is known to work long hours but still makes time to commingle with fellow LC denizens. This being has a peculiar sense of humor and has been observed to shun smilies, although this aversion has been lessening as of late.
Registration date : 2009-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:18 pm | |
| "When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school/
"It's a wonder I can think at all."-Paul Simon, Kodachrome
I always loved that line in that song.
Next: Employment | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:32 am | |
| "If you are employed by a quality company, feel secure in your job, believe you are well compensated and have all the long-term advancement opportunity you want... it's the best time to have your resume updated."
Next: Recession | |
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Laura
Admin
Number of posts : 2387
Age : 38
Location : Germany
Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are.
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:28 am | |
| May we live in interesting times. (Chinese proverb)
NEXT
Music | |
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BeautyBlitz
Guru
Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
Awards : 
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:16 pm | |
| Yet one more thing our parents just don't understand.
Next: Movies | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:46 pm | |
| A quote is a good thing, a movie quote doubly so.
Next: Easter Sunday | |
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BeautyBlitz
Guru
Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
Awards :
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:02 pm | |
| What does the Easter Bunny have to do with the rising of Christ? Who knows, but it's a great excuse to pig out on chocolate and Turkey!
Next:
College | |
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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:28 pm | |
| You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
Next: War | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:52 am | |
| War is the great excuse we think up for mindless cruelty.
next: animals |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:49 pm | |
| Let the cat out of the bag... ^^
Next topic: Idiots | |
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Paul
Admin
Number of posts : 3518
Location : Rhode Island, USA
Dictionary Definition : Dictionary Definition: Paul-One of the few male LC creatures known to exist, this specimen is one of the eldest in the LC universe. This specimen is known to work long hours but still makes time to commingle with fellow LC denizens. This being has a peculiar sense of humor and has been observed to shun smilies, although this aversion has been lessening as of late.
Registration date : 2009-02-06
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:23 pm | |
| (I'm not sure who came out with this, but it is so true)
"Why remain quiet and be thought an idiot when one can speak and erase all doubt?"
Next: Greed | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:11 am | |
| “There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.” ~Oscar Wilde
Next: Art | |
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Kaira
Member
Number of posts : 203
Age : 31
Location : At Home
Registration date : 2009-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:09 pm | |
| "The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. "
Next Topic: Beauty | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:50 pm | |
| “The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart.”
Next: Racism | |
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Kaira
Member
Number of posts : 203
Age : 31
Location : At Home
Registration date : 2009-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:04 am | |
| "To like an individual because he's black is just as insulting as to dislike him because he isn't white"
Next topic: Silence | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:38 am | |
| “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
Next: Loneliness | |
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Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:21 pm | |
| "Language has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone, and the word solitude to express the glory of being alone."
Next: Enemies | |
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Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:41 am | |
| “Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.” ~Oscar Wilde
Next: Success | |
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Kaira
Member
Number of posts : 203
Age : 31
Location : At Home
Registration date : 2009-04-14
| | Subject: Re: Pithy Proverbs Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:36 am | |
| "Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value."
Next topic: Men | |
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