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Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
 | | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:09 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Now now, children.
Let's not fuss. 
You started it, weirdo... 
I can't believe you are my mom---I seriously am beginning to think that I was adopted. I'd better be, at least...  You WISH you were adopted, but hun, let me tell you, your pa and I...well, it was pretty much impossible for us NOT to have you. Bow chicka wow wow. | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:17 am | |
| I can't believe I started this all the way back on the 11th post on page 4. Now we are on page 20. That makes a grand total of 234 posts.
You aren't going to be smart and give up anytime soon, right CQ?
No, you say? I thought you would say that... | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:19 am | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:20 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- I can't believe I started this all the way back on the 11th post on page 4. Now we are on page 20. That makes a grand total of 234 posts.
You aren't going to be smart and give up anytime soon, right CQ?
No, you say? I thought you would say that... I know, right? Just shows what weirdos we all are! (Yes, you too! After all, you're my spawn!) I'm NEVER giving up. Never! Oh, and I may be the CQ, but YOU have to call me "mommy dearest." | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:22 am | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:23 am | |
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| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:25 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- I can't believe I started this all the way back on the 11th post on page 4. Now we are on page 20. That makes a grand total of 234 posts.
You aren't going to be smart and give up anytime soon, right CQ?
No, you say? I thought you would say that...
I know, right? Just shows what weirdos we all are! (Yes, you too! After all, you're my spawn!)
I'm NEVER giving up. Never!
Oh, and I may be the CQ, but YOU have to call me "mommy dearest." I'm your spawn and I'm 2 years older than you. Explain that... You aren't giving up, eh. I guess you'll have to learn it the hard way. *Zara pours a bucket of boiling chocolate on 'mommy dearest's' hot pink hair* By the way. Your name can't be just CQ or "Mommy Dearest". What is your name? | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:27 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- I can't believe I started this all the way back on the 11th post on page 4. Now we are on page 20. That makes a grand total of 234 posts.
You aren't going to be smart and give up anytime soon, right CQ?
No, you say? I thought you would say that...
I know, right? Just shows what weirdos we all are! (Yes, you too! After all, you're my spawn!)
I'm NEVER giving up. Never!
Oh, and I may be the CQ, but YOU have to call me "mommy dearest."
I'm your spawn and I'm 2 years older than you. Explain that...
You aren't giving up, eh. I guess you'll have to learn it the hard way.
*Zara pours a bucket of boiling chocolate on 'mommy dearest's' hot pink hair*
By the way. Your name can't be just CQ or "Mommy Dearest". What is your name? Why, it's Ruby Queenly, of course! *sucks on chocolatey hair* You are Sapphire Queenly. Oh, and I don't have to explain anything! The dates are, uh, all wrong! *shifty eyes* | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:31 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- I can't believe I started this all the way back on the 11th post on page 4. Now we are on page 20. That makes a grand total of 234 posts.
You aren't going to be smart and give up anytime soon, right CQ?
No, you say? I thought you would say that...
I know, right? Just shows what weirdos we all are! (Yes, you too! After all, you're my spawn!)
I'm NEVER giving up. Never!
Oh, and I may be the CQ, but YOU have to call me "mommy dearest."
I'm your spawn and I'm 2 years older than you. Explain that...
You aren't giving up, eh. I guess you'll have to learn it the hard way.
*Zara pours a bucket of boiling chocolate on 'mommy dearest's' hot pink hair*
By the way. Your name can't be just CQ or "Mommy Dearest". What is your name?
Why, it's Ruby Queenly, of course! *sucks on chocolatey hair*
You are Sapphire Queenly.
Oh, and I don't have to explain anything! The dates are, uh, all wrong! *shifty eyes* EEEEEKKKKK!!! You're sucking on your hair? How the hell am I your biological spawn, again? "Ruby Queenly". Nice name. Okay, if "Sapphire Queenly" is my name, then is "Zara" just a nickname or what? Oh, the dates. Maybe instead of 2 years younger, they meant 22 years older. That makes more sense...stupid hospital people. OH NO!!! I'm talking amicably with you. BACK TO WAR!!!  | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:34 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- I can't believe I started this all the way back on the 11th post on page 4. Now we are on page 20. That makes a grand total of 234 posts.
You aren't going to be smart and give up anytime soon, right CQ?
No, you say? I thought you would say that...
I know, right? Just shows what weirdos we all are! (Yes, you too! After all, you're my spawn!)
I'm NEVER giving up. Never!
Oh, and I may be the CQ, but YOU have to call me "mommy dearest."
I'm your spawn and I'm 2 years older than you. Explain that...
You aren't giving up, eh. I guess you'll have to learn it the hard way.
*Zara pours a bucket of boiling chocolate on 'mommy dearest's' hot pink hair*
By the way. Your name can't be just CQ or "Mommy Dearest". What is your name?
Why, it's Ruby Queenly, of course! *sucks on chocolatey hair*
You are Sapphire Queenly.
Oh, and I don't have to explain anything! The dates are, uh, all wrong! *shifty eyes*
EEEEEKKKKK!!! You're sucking on your hair? How the hell am I your biological spawn, again?
"Ruby Queenly". Nice name. Okay, if "Sapphire Queenly" is my name, then is "Zara" just a nickname or what?
Oh, the dates. Maybe instead of 2 years younger, they meant 22 years older. That makes more sense...stupid hospital people.
OH NO!!! I'm talking amicably with you. BACK TO WAR!!!
*cough* Not in REAL life. I uh, changed my name to a QUEENLY name. And yours to a lame one. Tee hee. Yes, 22 years older. That's it. | |
| | | | Zara Mikazuki
Guru
Number of posts : 4826
Age : 33
Location : The computer of the Biology Research Lab......procrastinating.
Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:37 am | |
| - Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- I can't believe I started this all the way back on the 11th post on page 4. Now we are on page 20. That makes a grand total of 234 posts.
You aren't going to be smart and give up anytime soon, right CQ?
No, you say? I thought you would say that...
I know, right? Just shows what weirdos we all are! (Yes, you too! After all, you're my spawn!)
I'm NEVER giving up. Never!
Oh, and I may be the CQ, but YOU have to call me "mommy dearest."
I'm your spawn and I'm 2 years older than you. Explain that...
You aren't giving up, eh. I guess you'll have to learn it the hard way.
*Zara pours a bucket of boiling chocolate on 'mommy dearest's' hot pink hair*
By the way. Your name can't be just CQ or "Mommy Dearest". What is your name?
Why, it's Ruby Queenly, of course! *sucks on chocolatey hair*
You are Sapphire Queenly.
Oh, and I don't have to explain anything! The dates are, uh, all wrong! *shifty eyes*
EEEEEKKKKK!!! You're sucking on your hair? How the hell am I your biological spawn, again?
"Ruby Queenly". Nice name. Okay, if "Sapphire Queenly" is my name, then is "Zara" just a nickname or what?
Oh, the dates. Maybe instead of 2 years younger, they meant 22 years older. That makes more sense...stupid hospital people.
OH NO!!! I'm talking amicably with you. BACK TO WAR!!!
*cough* Not in REAL life. I uh, changed my name to a QUEENLY name.
And yours to a lame one. Tee hee.
Yes, 22 years older. That's it.
Oh. Sapphire is a WAY name better than Ruby. When did you kill my father, again? Is there any family I need to know about before your precious Sapphire "Zara" Queenly freaks out again? | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:39 am | |
| - Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- Tourterelle wrote:
- Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
- I can't believe I started this all the way back on the 11th post on page 4. Now we are on page 20. That makes a grand total of 234 posts.
You aren't going to be smart and give up anytime soon, right CQ?
No, you say? I thought you would say that...
I know, right? Just shows what weirdos we all are! (Yes, you too! After all, you're my spawn!)
I'm NEVER giving up. Never!
Oh, and I may be the CQ, but YOU have to call me "mommy dearest."
I'm your spawn and I'm 2 years older than you. Explain that...
You aren't giving up, eh. I guess you'll have to learn it the hard way.
*Zara pours a bucket of boiling chocolate on 'mommy dearest's' hot pink hair*
By the way. Your name can't be just CQ or "Mommy Dearest". What is your name?
Why, it's Ruby Queenly, of course! *sucks on chocolatey hair*
You are Sapphire Queenly.
Oh, and I don't have to explain anything! The dates are, uh, all wrong! *shifty eyes*
EEEEEKKKKK!!! You're sucking on your hair? How the hell am I your biological spawn, again?
"Ruby Queenly". Nice name. Okay, if "Sapphire Queenly" is my name, then is "Zara" just a nickname or what?
Oh, the dates. Maybe instead of 2 years younger, they meant 22 years older. That makes more sense...stupid hospital people.
OH NO!!! I'm talking amicably with you. BACK TO WAR!!!
*cough* Not in REAL life. I uh, changed my name to a QUEENLY name.
And yours to a lame one. Tee hee.
Yes, 22 years older. That's it.
Oh. Sapphire is a WAY name better than Ruby.
When did you kill my father, again? Is there any family I need to know about before your precious Sapphire "Zara" Queenly freaks out again? Um, ew, no. Ruby's an actual name as well as a stone; Sapphire's not. I killed your father back in '98. Bought me some chinese food, gave me stomach issues. So yeah, I killed him. Tasted good dipped in fondue cheese AND chocolate. Other crazy nuts in our family include your Uncle Earl, who enjoys running into restaurants and eating others' food, and your Grandma Lottie who, incidentally, thinks she's a man. | |
| | | | Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:43 am | |
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| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:45 am | |
| - Louisa Lynn wrote:
- What'd I miss?
Let's see: 1. Zara was conceived by Hershey dude and I. Quality over Quantity way. 2. Zara's queenly name is Sapphire. I am Ruby. 3. I killed "Sapphire's" father for giving me some chinese food that made me sick. 4. Ate her father with fondue cheese and chocolate. 5. Uncle Earl and Grandma Lottie of our family. Earl steals food in restaurants, Lottie thinks she is a man. That's about it.
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| | | | Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | Subject: Re: The Great Chocolate War Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:39 am | |
| Somehow or someway I knew this war would end!  Just in time for Christmas, too. Chocolates for Xmas, Tourterelle? | |
| | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
| | | | | Louisa
Guru
Number of posts : 6193
Age : 92
Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04
| | | | | Tourterelle
Guru
Number of posts : 7942
Age : 31
Location : Wisconsin, USA
Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03
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I'll worry about the calories tomorrow...
from all the truffles! 
