BeautyBlitz
Guru
Number of posts : 1882
Age : 41
Location : Canada
Dictionary Definition : Rodent - Homo Rodentiensis is a typical LC creature. Always ready to laugh about stupidity, this being has long occupied a special moderator status on the LC. As one of the very few LC creatures who actually can get and keep a partner, she is the object of constant envy. Though madness is not part of the average Rodents characteristics, this particular feature can at times be subject to change, especially when striken by severe sleep deprivation.
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Registration date : 2008-12-02
 |  Subject: Best Ever Blonde Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:31 pm | |
| As I am ALSO a blonde and do not believe that hair color is ANY indication of intelligence I will post a blond joke in hopes that no one gets offended.  FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE...... Out of all the blonde stories , this one has to be the best! Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first CFL football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, But I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents | |
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Laura
Admin
Number of posts : 2387
Age : 38
Location : Germany
Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are.
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Best Ever Blonde Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:39 pm | |
| *giggles* Good one... Even though I'm a natural sort-of-blonde | |
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GuardianSaiyoko
Aspiring newbie
Number of posts : 145
Age : 36
Location : Mountains.
Registration date : 2008-12-02
| | Subject: Re: Best Ever Blonde Joke Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:45 pm | |
| I'm not a blonde, but my only other two female friends are a blonde and a redhead.
I'm a brunette.
This makes blonde jokes very, very fun.
That's one of my favourites, too, by the way!
My all-time favourite blonde, joke, though, is this one: One blonde saw another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a cornfield. She was so upset she pulled over to the side of the road, got out of her car, and yelled to the other, "It's people like you who give blondes a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!" | |
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